Dear Pat Robertson, I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean bully who kicks people when they are down, so I’m all over…
Something happened a long time ago in Haiti and people might not want to talk about. They were under the heel of the French, you know Napoleon the Third and whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the Devil. They said ‘We will serve you if you will get us free from the Prince.’ True story. And so the Devil said, ‘OK it’s a deal.’ And they kicked the French out. The Haitians revolted and got something themselves free. But ever since they have been cursed by one thing after another.
Pat Robertson, on the earthquake in Haiti. (By the way, I think this is nuts.)
Well, it’s January 2010… time for Pat Robertson’s annual pronostications for the year. Here’s what the Lord told Pat this year…
“There’s a cloud of God’s wrath over America.”
“We have been…
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